Description
Hocus pocus. Hands off the cub.
The Hocus Grump Tee isn’t here for your candy-corn nonsense. Ma Grump pulled on a green witch hat and a webbed green cape, planted her claws beside Lil’ Ghostly Grump, and gave the whole block the look. You know the one. It ended every argument in 1987. Jack-o’-lanterns glow, ravens watch from the gateposts, and her spell books read Spells, Potions and Mischief, in case somebody needs it in writing. This Halloween graphic tee carries one spell, and she’ll only spell it out once.
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, this adult unisex Halloween shirt is lightweight, soft and comfy for the long haul, because keeping watch is a full-time job. Smooth ring-spun cotton and a clean crewneck fit make this witch graphic tee right for the pumpkin patch, the hayride, the school costume parade, or the front porch on Halloween night, handing out full-size bars and zero second chances.
- 🧙♀️ Original Hocus Grump artwork — green witch hat, webbed green cape, a scowling Lil’ Ghostly Grump riding shotgun, grinning jack-o’-lanterns, ravens, skulls, autumn leaves, and a stack of spell books nobody should touch
- 🎃 Halloween bear shirt, claws out — the Hocus Grump Tee is bodyguard first, spooky second, and sweet only if you behave
- 👕 Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — lightweight 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton with an ultra-soft feel and versatile unisex fit. Soft on you. Rough on trespassers.
- 💪 Holds its shape like she holds a grudge — reinforced shoulders, seamless body construction, shape-holding ribbed collar, and a comfortable tear-away label
- 🕸️ Ma-bear rules apply — a spooky graphic tee for trick-or-treat patrol, campfire ghost stories, Friday-night football, and every parent who has ever said “Don’t make me come over there.”
Sure, the Hocus Grump Tee looks like a witch bear shirt, and that hat is pure drip. Look closer. The claws aren’t props, the scowl isn’t a phase, and the spell isn’t for show. It’s a warning. Grumpy Grizzly growls; Ma Grump never has to. Either way, nobody gets between them and their cub. This ain’t her first rodeo, and it sure ain’t her first Halloween.
Wear the warning. Keep your candy corn. Stay where Ma can see you.
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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